Me too, honey, me too.

These swanky vibrators are the Birkin bag or Manolo maryjanes of sex toys.  Made of 24K gold and stainless steel, they’re gorgeously emblazoned with the legend “Fuck Design”- and how.  They’re nearly silent but powerful, waterproof, and hold varying temperatures for hot and cold experimentation.  And my birthday’s not till March.  >whimperpout<

I’m a bad vice vixen in that I’ve never sampled the most blingy-hip of all drugs, so I feel like a bit of a poseur posting this. Still and all, I love pieces that are subtly naughty, and this one is- to me at least. Luxe and lascivious.  Very Kathryn.

I saw this cool, blingy pirate watch on Uncrate.  I think it’s good for boys or kick-ass girls, the kind not overwhelmed by a large, fake ice encrusted watch with a skull.

Skating with a DIY, non-bout-hosting skateclub means we raise funds.  Like last night, Sweet Action Skate Club hosted a super-fun bake sale and recruiting party at Rope.  And it kicked mega-ass.  But we couldn’t skate inside on accounta Our Lady Mess almost killing herself once or twice there.

But the internet means an abundance of reasonably priced gear.  Case in point- a custom (long length!) jersey tee at Shop Lattitude.  I wanna get this one with my name and number, but the possibilities are like, so endless!

Firstly, from the files of captain obvious, every girl needs one of these fancy tools. * Honestly, it’s the best appliance I’ve ever purchased.  Better even than my Kitchen-Aid stand mixer.  Really and truly.  You’ll never go back to a slimline, and it has the added bonus of being useful for its intended purpose, too.  Mas useful for trips home, that.

However, the second and awesomerifficest part about it is that it drives boys mad.  If you are doing something to your fella, and you apply this to the base of his cash-and-prizes while you carry on, he will scream and perhaps cry.  Just don’t forget an extension cord, I think this thing was created with socket fetishists in mind.  A true must have.

(Also, we have a BE code: vixensummer.  It’s for the mermaid collection.)

I found this pen in my office recently.  I started to use it, and immediately marched over to my boss and began grilling him as to the origins of the pen.  He admitted ownership and offered the pen to me- I declined, not feeling right taking such an amazing writing instrument from him.  I thought myself weird until our meeting later that day when my other boss, his sister (yes, as my ex often reminds me I am third in command in a chain of three) picked it up and had the same reaction… ooooh, whose pen is this?  I’m convinced, I will never use another pen to write on again on the rare occasions I write with a pen.

I was enthralled by the new to me concept of remote vibrators for men when I saw them, and then discovered this nifty his-and-hers version.  Designed to relinquish control of sexual pleasure entirely to another person, I can see this set causing interesting in-public disagreements and games of chicken.

This elegant, striking resin box is very reasonably priced for such a cutely designed piece.  This would be a nice to hide away anything you wanna keep away from prying eyes.  And I went a whole entire post without saying you can keep your weed in there!

Being a rather rough and tumble girl, I totally dug this cool shirt from Glarkware.  The in-your-faceness of the slogan is kinda offset by the neutral, retro graphics.