I’m totally digging this cheap mirror set from CB2. Indulge your vain impulses and adorn your walls. I love multi-tasking.

Sweet Action Skate Club has a lot of fans for a little skate club.  And why wouldn’t we- who doesn’t love kick-ass girls who skate in the park in knee socks?  (Or, if it’s me, cower alongside promising to move sometime soon.  Hey, I dress.)

Show your love for strong women by snagging some SASC gear here.

I just loooove anything frilly and uncomfortable looking that isn’t a thong. Thongs, to me, go against all that is sexy- not only do they create the world’s most unflattering line, but they remind me of the cheesy girls I went to high-school with rocking over-tans and dark lipliner. Just gross. Avoid that kinda cliche with some sexy-ass ruffle garters. Word.

This made me laugh way more than necessary.  To the left is the note, to the right is the response.  Courtesy passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers.

I’m not even going to dig deeper and drag out a “Communist Par-tay” joke, but I love the retro feel of this steel flask. Seems like a good gift for a boyfriend, but I’d stash this in my purse any day of the week. Maybe every day of the week.

But as you can see, I have a weakness for cheap necklaces. And I work right above fucking girlprops, so half of my paycheck could just be sent to them for baubles. I had to have this big and sexy rockabilly crowned heart. And since there’s no going subtle, I got it in gold. Super cool.

Well, maybe just a little. I grew up on Long Island, where every girl of Italian descent is issued at least one before the age of 13. I endured constant ribbing for my tackiness, until stupid Carrie Bradshaw co-opted the least co-optible fashion trend ever. I really dig the cool disco style of these nameplates on Etsy. Although lacking the ubiquitous “diamond cut”, it makes up for it with i’s dotted with stars. Strong Island, represent!

I have to confess, I don’t actually own this book. But I love the concept of a handbook on hedonism. I can’t think of a subject more worthy of study.

Virginal white poster bed with delicate curves. But it’s a poster bed. We all know what happens in poster beds. It’s dead cheap, too.

I have no personal restraint when it comes to Cadbury Creme Eggs. I have been addicted to them since I was a kid, and every year was disappointed when my basket did not only contain this variety of candy as per my daily lenten request. I love foodie scents, and I’d better get my ass in gear and order this LE body butter from Lushbox.